Funny Parenting Quotes That Are Totally Relatable

Parenting is a tough job that has no breaks, no wage, and no holidays. You learn to live in your yoga pants, and you can’t use the bathroom without hearing a knock on the door five seconds later.  Read this short compilation of funny parenting quotes that will surely hit home and send you laughing out loud. Soon, you’ll learn that the best way to survive parenting is to start your day with a little dose of humor before the kids wake up and start jumping on your bed. Enjoy!

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  1. “Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee and having more than 2 makes you a bouncer.” – David Frost

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  1. “If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.” – Jessamyn West

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  1. “Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” – Ed Asner

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  1. “A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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  1. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinhouse

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  1. “Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.” – Arnold H. Glasow

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  1. “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids.” – Sam Levenson

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